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Read to the tune of THE Beverly Hillbillies...
"Come listen to a
story 'bout a man named Bob,
Who rode his little
donkey all the damn day long,
til one day, he was
pullin' on it's ears,
and out from the
donkey popped some fertilizer spears! Waste, that is! Garden
Gold! Iowa Feed!
Well, the next thing
you know 'ol Bob's a millionaire.
Country folk said, Bob move away from there,
said California is
the place you oughta be,
so he loaded up his
truck and he moved to Beverly.
Hills that is! Starbucks! Country Music
Stars!
"(Song
by Margaret Buchanan, Romeo Entertainment)
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Which one is the Horses’ Ass?
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On the Road Again
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Where's the key go?
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Bob’s New Organic Mexican Bulldozer
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Gentleman, Start Your Engines
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I Believe I Can Fly
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Stubborn As a M____?
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Democrat or Republican?
(Captions by Amy Romeo)
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*THE ITALIAN STUD VS THE
MEXICAN BANDIT: "I BELIEVE I HAVE HIM PINNED!" YES, HE WINS THE OLYMPIAN GOLD
MEDAL!
*WHICH WAY TO THE
BORDER...?
LA COOCHARACHA LACOOCHARACHA!!
*OH! OH! A LITTLE MORE TO
THE LEFT!!
(captions by Sharon Rivett)
*Okay if this is the
steering wheel,
then where is the gas pedal?”
(David Young, ACM)
*Nice donkey. I didn't
know they came in bite size.
(by Michael Wacht, Computers, ACM)
*"Are
you sure this is how you milk this thing??"
(by Margaret Buchanan, Romeo Ent.) |